Effective immediately, all engineering goblins must return feather tokens
The only thing worse than the sound of a goblin hitting the warehouse floor at speed is the sound of a goblin gently falling and cackling the entire way down.
Have we tried gold yet?
Beadle & Grimm’s Pandemonium Warehouse is thrilled to announce its first Gold Edition: Eberron: Rising from the Last War.
After putting out the Platinum Edition of Waterdeep: Dragon Heist last year, the Sinister Silver Edition of Ghosts of Saltmarsh AND the Platinum Edition of Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus this year, we’re clearly feeling our oats. So, with much excitement and some degree of trepidation, we announce the Gold Edition of Eberron: Rising from the Last War.
Why trepidation? Because almost everything the Engineering Goblins roll out from the R&D department blows up on the launch pad a few times. But we can live with that.
We’re more concerned about… well, the gusto with which the Engineers have embraced the more eccentric bits of the world of Eberron. They have always wanted to be heroes of a grand adventure, but you know, they’re engineers, so no. But now they all imagine themselves Artificers, grand magical tinkerers and artillerists, and it’s put a bit of a strain on our ability to bully/manage them. We’ll get it sorted.
effective immediately, all engineering goblins to return top hats and MONOCLES
I don’t know that we need to say much more than that. Eberron is not steampunk. Knock it off.
EFFECTIVE immediately, any engineering goblin spotted with a pocket watch will be fed to the Tsucora quori
We just got one and don’t know what it eats, to be honest, but pretty much everything eats goblin so we’ll give it a go.