Beadle & Grimm’s

the hell you say

it’s just weeks away

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welcome to Beadle & Grimm’s pandemonium warehouse

Enabling irrational purchases for over one year.
— supreme marketing goblin

You have a choice to make


introducing the platinum edition of baldur’s gate: Descent into avernus

Beadle & Grimm’s Pandemonium Warehouse proudly announces the Platinum Edition of Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus. It’s our second Platinum Edition, and all the Goblin Engineers who survived the first edition, and haven’t been devoured by the Sinister Silver Edition of Ghosts of Saltmarsh, have been working feverishly for the last year to bring you the best bits of Hell in one gigantic box.

Sinister Silver editon of ghosts of saltmarsh

A classic adventure, updated for 5th Edition and packed to the gills with sinister adventure.


or decide not to decide

The sinister silver edition of Ghosts of Saltmarsh is shipping now

The Platinum Edition of Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus ships in October

You have time to play both. Do you have the courage?


what else is in the warehouse?

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Also, tee-shirts, or tee shirts, or even t-shirts.

English is stupid. In Goblin it’s just ugfluck, which loosely translates to ‘that which covers the wound’.

Anyway, cool t-shirts to cover your wounds, or in this fella’s case, tattoos. Tattoos are not included, though I know a goblin with a sharp stick if you’re interested.

Gift Cards

+1 to +4 Gift Cards of Gifting. There’s no better way to endear yourself to that special someone who holds your character’s fate in their hands, your Dungeon Master.

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waterdeep faction tokens

Beautiful jewelry, previously only available in our platinum edition. Buy for your favorite character, or player.

All the faction tokens are real metal with real heft to them.



Dragon Coins

Rare, beautiful, heavy metal. The stuff from which adventures are born!

sing me a song about the greatest dungeon delver who ever lived. I’ll pay double if it’s about me.
— Beadle the Dungeon Delver
I don’t know whether to stab him and rage, rage and then stab him, or just rage and wring his worthless dwarf neck.
— Grimm the Giant Slayer


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