welcome to beadle & grimm’s pandemonium warehouse
and welcome to hell
You’re here because you want to know about adventure, about treachery, about deals with devils, and about the descent into their dark home, Avernus.
You’re also here, of course, because you clicked a link, and that link promised not just adventure, but one at a considerable discount. You will not be disappointed.
Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus is the next major adventure from Wizards of the Coast. Yeah, those folks. And it’s going to be a hell of a ride.
But don’t just take our word for it. Read the reviews! Watch the unboxings of our previous products, the Platinum Edition of Waterdeep: Dragon Heist, and the Sinister Silver Edition of Ghosts of Saltmarsh. We’ve done this before. We’re professionals.*
And this year, of course, we’re able to include Syrinscape’s latest collection just for Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus. We couldn’t be more thrilled to have Syrinscape on board, and this unnatural exuberance has spilled over into our accounting department, and the Ogres there have loosened up (temporarily) and thrown in a discount for those of you already smart and lucky enough to be subscribers.
10% OFF NOW
only for syrinscape subscribers
only for the next 7 days
use that code included in the email!
Yes. That one!
click add to cart and then enter the code!
why am i yelling?!?
I don’t know, it’s just very exciting.
Introducing the Platinum Edition of Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus. All the Hell, and all the Platinum Goodness, that we can cram into one big box.
Wizards of the Coasts Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus ships in September.
The Platinum Edition beings shipping in October.
Just like last year, we are only making 1000 of these and also like last year, we expect to sell out.
Pre-order now so you don’t miss out!
Use your powers before all hell breaks loose**
Tick. Tock. Tick Tock.
The sale ends the 8th, after that, to hell with you all.
* Only in the strictly Olympic sense.
** Or we run out of clever lines that include Hell in them. We’re already running perilously short. If you would like to make a donation to our cause, please bother the Support Goblin (see button somewhere below this text). If we get an emergency supply of puns and bad headlines in time, we may be able to extend the sale a day or two, or at least bug the hell out of our HR Troll, who doesn’t think we’re funny at all. Moron.